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From dumb DUI news, Polk County Substitute Teacher.

This is in Florida.

Was arrested Tuesday morning on a DUI charge in the school's parking lot.

I love him he's a substitute.

He was probably just here one day. The school research officer at Lake Alfred Polytech Academy spotted Micah Allen Dyle, 44 of Hayden City,

as he attempted to back out of this parking lot according to Polk County Sheriff's.

Dial was multiple signs of being impaired

including a strong smell of alcohol in his breath i mean did he go to school and teach the morning

and get drunk and then leave for lunch and get busted the parking lot who knows that's the best

way to do it yeah or did he not know that he was not going to he was going to be substituted

teaching until that morning and gotten super hammered the night before? But this is really hammered though. I mean, if you're smelling like alcohol, that means you're drinking all night. You didn't go to sleep at all. Maybe. The sheriff said that he was consent. He had consented to a blood drawl and, yeah, he was drunk. What was his BAC? No, it doesn't say here. This was in the morning?

In the morning.

Backing out of a parking spot at his school.

If you're too drunk to teach in Florida.

They allow you to be like 0.0 there when you're teaching.

Yeah.

Yeah, well, it's elementary school.

I get it. Right, right. Right, right. We all had kids in elementary school. Walk through an elementary school. Your kids are still in elementary school, aren't they? Yeah, yeah. So you walk your elementary schools. You know what it's like. Oh, it's loud. For these kids, for these teachers, man. Well, and what? I don't blame them for drinking. 50 years, it was probably real common to find like a bottle of schnapps and every elementary school teacher's death.

Oh, yeah. I'm sure what.

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