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Walk is the modern equivalent of Enlightened.

Well, I like that term, yeah.

Yeah.

So we do these stories because I'd like to know what people's last meals are.

They killed this dude in Texas last night, guy named Charles Thompson.

He killed his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend. I can see that. Two days in a row. We're on the murder tip. Okay. I didn't mention murder yesterday, right? Yeah, you kind of advocated. You need to get outside. Yeah. I was outside yesterday. I was at the gym, and my sister came over and watched my dog, and I went to the gym, went to the store. That was nice. Didn't get the murder out of me completely, but it was nice. Obviously. Yeah, it's the first time I left the house since Saturday because it was freaking snow. So he had, this guy, I guess he wasn't killed until the afternoon, so he kind of had two last meals.

Nick, what do you think about this?

So for breakfast, he had scrambled eggs, grape jelly, oatmeal, applesauce, biscuits for breakfast, and fried chicken.

Oh, no, and biscuits.

So he got to pick two meals.

For breakfast.

Now, for breakfast.

Then he had, for lunch, he had fried chicken, pinto beans.

That'll give you gas, you know.

Sweet potatoes, carrots, sliced bread, swirl pudding, along with the beverage of punch

and water for lunch.

Did you know pinto beans are every bit as nutritious as black beans? They have the same amount of protein. I like all kinds of beans. They have the same amount of fiber. I always thought black beans were the healthier alternative. But pinto beans are just fine. Well, that's good. He was eating healthy before he died. Right. Yeah, good for him. Before they shot him up. That's definitely not what I would have picked, but, you know, I wonder how much those dudes think about that when they know it's approaching. I don't know. It's just a horrible situation all around being involved with stuff like that. Whatever side you're on that of that, it's like, wow. But you don't want to be eating that last meal and go, oh, I should have gotten this. Should have that. You don't want to have that epiphany. Can you build it up too much that, like, the oatmeal's dry? You're only going to be, you're only going to be hungry for the taste because there's no way your stomach is not not. That's why you go with the fried chicken, because it's really hard to screw up fried chicken. You said he had a piece of fried chicken for breakfast as well? No, no, no. That was the, I stopped right there. The biscuits rolled. And then the rest, yeah. They just reheated breakfast, fried chicken for lunch? Was there gravy? Scramble eggs, grape, jelly, oatmeal, apple sauce, and biscuits for breakfast. and then fried chicken, pinto beans, sweet potatoes, carrots, sliced bread, swirl pudding. You think he went, man, I just ate. I know, but you're not going to be around for dinner, dude. You must have lunch. No gravy on the biscuits? You got to have the grave. No gravy. This guy escaped years ago, too, for about three days and almost got away. Oh, he had a good story then. Yeah. That's probably why they ended up killing him. Well, he walked in her apartment and she said, and the other guy was there, and she goes, no, I'm not with you anymore. I'm with him.

And then they got to a fight and they kicked him out. And then three hours later, he came back and killed him both. So, yeah, that's why he's got, yeah. Oh, at least you did. He claimed crime of passion. He probably should have killed him right on the spot. Yeah. I don't think you can claim crime of passion if you leave and come back. That's right I meant. That's probably, that's probably the defining line there.

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