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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

1-29-18 | This Past Weekend #70

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.728K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2018

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Rambling. Whooping cough. No idea quilt. Suggestions for Jose. Sister-in-Love Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 https://www.ziprecruiter.com/tpw https://www.greyblockpizza.com Tickets: https://www.theovon.com/tour https://www.patreon.com/theovon Intro Music: Jameson Flood https://www.soundcloud.com/jameson-flood Beggars Gunt Be Choosers: Thanks Gunt Renee Nicol Matthew Snow Ryan Wolfe Angelo Raygun Carla Huffman John Kutch Tyler Zub Adriana Hernandez Jeffrey Lusero Alex Hitchins Joe Dunn Kennedy Joey Piemonte Robyn Tatu Beau Adams Yoga Max Bowden Shawn-Leigh henry Roar Hanasand Laura Williams Not Even Wrong Xela Person Deanna Smith Mona McCune Suzanne O'Reilly Rashelle Raymond Chad Saltzman James Bown Brian Szilagyi Arielle Nicole Greg H Dave Engelman Dylan Clune Calvin Doyle Robert Doucette Jacob Ortega Jesse Witham Andrea Gagliani Scott Swain William Morris Jenkins Aaron Jones Jon Ross Kevin Best Haley Brown Ned Arick J Garcia Lauren Cribb Ty Oliver Tom in Rural NC Christian from Bakersfield Brian Martinez Matthew Holland Charley Dunham Casey RobertsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Ah, we're still alive.

0:30.0

There you go. You hear that? That is every night by Jameson, Jameson, Flood is the man's name and he sent that in.

0:51.0

And I appreciate that music submission there. It's beautiful music there.

0:55.0

You know, that sound like somebody's getting, you know, somebody getting, you know, molested by a stream or something maybe in Montana.

1:15.0

You know, that sound like somebody's trying to, somebody's hitting on your mother at a bar while you're, you know, nine years old and you're just, you know, waiting over by the,

1:24.0

by the cigarette machine, you know, beaten on it like it's a video game and trying to find something to do.

1:39.0

A lot of moustaches, a lot of moustaches back behind that music. And that's Jameson Flood. That's what that is and I appreciate, uh, appreciate that sound right there.

1:50.0

Thank you guys for joining us on this past weekend. It is Monday, January 29 in the year, 2001, eight and we are in the realm of the universe as far as we know.

2:05.0

And they say I was here and somewhere the other day that we might be figments of our own imagination. We might be somebody else's plan.

2:14.0

We might be somebody else's video game. And I'm like, damn, bro, you know, if that's the case, man, get that, uh, get that mushroom and let daddy sprout, you know, if that's the case and get that flashy flower, because I'm ready to throw some fireballs, you know, I'm, I'm ready to wing a couple of flaming pop pops at fucking locals. You know, that's what I'm ready to do.

2:43.0

I mean, sometimes we just, man, I wish you had, I had fireballs. Wouldn't it be awesome?

2:49.0

Somebody's talking or something and they won't shut it down and you've been listening and you've been a patient listener probably for maybe already probably a minute and 10 seconds.

3:01.0

And that's about my listen spam where they need to give a break for somebody else to kind of pop in the 72nd mark.

3:08.0

And if they just keep running past over two minutes, oh, I just, just, just, wing a damn, just, just a little, just a flame and little fuck nugget right at him.

3:23.0

Take one of their earlobes off, show him who's boss, show him who's boss in this talk and listen and fight in this talk and listen association.

3:34.0

Oh, sorry, man, I'm just a little frustrated. You know, and sometimes you are, sometimes you are just a little frustrated and that's okay.

3:43.0

What's going on? Welcome. Thank you guys for joining me. Thank you guys for being here. Thank you for being alive.

3:50.0

You know, I had a pretty wild weekend. I'll get into that first. I got a new bed. You know, I got a new bed. You know, the old bed, not that good of luck.

4:03.0

You know, I had this bed probably for maybe three years, not a lot of sex in it, not a lot of good sex. That's for sure. Definitely a lot of awkward kind of laying there.

4:16.0

You know, talking about why, you know, the sex wasn't good or why, you know, you know, had that PTI, the PTE, that part time erection.

4:28.0

You know, because my erection boy, the thing will file for unemployment like a mother hug. Yeah.

4:36.0

You know, my erection like to get that disability check.

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