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President Trump was sworn back in office on Monday.

The Bible Trump used was the same one Abraham Lincoln used at his inauguration.

And man, I wish those two could talk to each other.

Lincoln could teach Trump a lot about the importance of preserving our union.

And Trump could teach Lincoln how to turn your head at the exact right moment.

Ah. how to turn your head at the exact right moments. Ah, the old Democrats laughing about Republican presidents being shot in the head by Democrats.

That Saturday Night Live, they're the left.

Human life is not really their bag. That's right. It's the left. Human life is not really their bag.

That's right.

It's the shooting presidents of the United States in the head jokes.

But only when they're Republicans.

Keeping in mind the first Republican president ever, Abraham Lincoln,

shot and killed by a Democrat, John Wilkes Booth, who wanted

slavery to stick around.

Now, the Democrats, they love illegal aliens for the same reasons.

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