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Todd N Tyler Radio Empire

Todd n Tyler

Sports, News

4.7 • 819 Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2026

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Your nuts are NOT safe around Houston.

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0:00.0	Sex, Drugs, rock and roll and general jackassery.
0:13.7	This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire.
0:16.2	Houston Alexander is with us, although he'll answer to any Texas town.
0:21.4	Except for Paris. You'll beat town. Except, uh, Paris.
0:22.8	You'll beat their ass if they call you Paris.
0:24.5	Houston Alexander.
0:25.5	No, no, call me Paris.
0:26.7	Houston Alexander and Austin Anderson.
0:30.0	See how that's how, that's how I got there.
0:32.0	Okay.
0:32.2	Okay.
0:34.1	One's a white comedian and Houston's not.
0:37.2	Houston and Austin. Shut up. Shut up. That's the white comedian and Houston's not. Houston and Houston.
0:38.3	Shut up.
0:40.2	That's the first I ever called you Austin, all right.
0:42.9	I've known you 20 years.
0:44.2	I called you Austin.
0:45.1	San Antonio.
0:46.5	I do like the name San Antonio.
0:48.4	Texas called Dripping Springs.
0:50.4	You answer to dripping springs.
0:52.8	What?
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