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Well, I think we discussed this with Heather last week.

We did actually a little bit, yeah.

We know earlier that if you're a manatee, butt sex with your brother can kill you.

Isn't a cowgirl the one that fractures the most penises?

Yeah, but this goes beyond that, just general injuries, things that people end up at the ER because of sex.

What, like somebody gets punch in a face, something like that?

Well, that or, you know, joke you out.

Pull a muscle.

Joke you out, right.

Fall off the bed.

I was watching a documentary and involved two women and a guy.

It was a documentary.

That's porn.

And the guy was taking care of the one girl, and then the other girl was getting taken care of by the other girl. So it was like, you know. But then he was choking out the other girl. I'm thinking, well, I said, there's no reason to reach over and choke her. She's having a good time. Oh, maybe she likes it. Yeah, it was kind of weird. It was like, you know, I did look like why she choking her out. So I kept watching. To figure out the plot. I kept thinking, why is she choking her? Did she say something to piss him off? But apparently she wanted it. Yeah. Where do they come up with this 8% number? 8% of what? Well, this is from metro.c.0.uk. So it's a British study. End up in the hospital. Millions of Brits injured themselves in the bedroom, and I'm lucky 8% even ended up in the hospital as a result, according to a new survey. So I guess they just took a survey and said, hey, you ever hurt yourself while you were banging?

Self-reported stuff, probably.

Yeah, they're riskiest as a doggy style.

Yeah, they point to wrist injuries and carpet burn amongst the most common things.

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