Find Todd and Tyler on Facebook, Twitter X, and Instagram.

You're mindlessly scrolling anyway.

Why not check us out?

This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire.

Yeah, right here, like seventh on my list of things to talk about this morning.

I wrote nighttime erection.

That's a job we have here.

Rocketed to the top.

That's a job we have here.

Don't say rocketed.

Nobody wakes up and writes down their work notes for the day and writes, I got to tell the guys about my boner last night. Oh, too, we could. Had a boner. Not that many hours ago either, Nick. Right. Unprovoked, too. No, no. You had a dream. I had a dream, yeah, yeah, yeah. What happened in the dream? Was it someone you knew? I'll tell you later. Was it somebody in the room? Yeah. It's Liam Dyson. In your room. Yeah, if it was in your room, it's the dog, and that's wrong. That's right. But it was someone you knew or a stranger?

A lot of mine are...

I don't even remember.

A lot of my encounters in my dreams are complete strangers.

Complete strangers, right?

Nameless, faceless people, you know?

Just going through life.

Like the whole you are, right?

There's also a story about women.

Let me see that here.

I got the story.

Women like bigger penises.

...