Hey, welcome to the Armstrong and getty show good morning. Hope you do.

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The show is going on.

So Jack is ill with an unspecified ailment.

Feeling terrible this morning, though. Otherwise, he'd be here.

We're Jack free for the next hour, too, depending on how many hours of the show you are gifted

with and you're in your world. So thank you for tuning in.

I was doing just talking to a gent from the Washington Post about the new Amazon stores

that are all scanners and no people and just super convenient and blah, blah, blah.

And they've got a video. You can watch of how it works and stuff, which is essentially

an ad for Amazon, honestly. But I can't watch the ad for Amazon until I watch a different

ad. And because my computer's aft up and nobody seems to be able to deal with it, I can't

even watch that ad so I can watch the second ad. So you know what? To hell with all

ya, I'm closing the tab. Good luck and good night. So listen, you know, when Megan Kelly

was on de Fox, I'd watch your show occasionally and she's incredibly smart. I mean, she's

crazy, crazy smart, educated, experienced, you know, she's prosecuted that sort of thing.

Really good on the lawn order stuff. I like that mostly, but she's not the most likeable

gal. There's something about her. I don't know what it is. But so, but she was a big

name and was getting a rep. So then NBC, Peter, a zillion dollars to come over and do

her thing over there. But a different thing they wanted to make her into more of a lovable

gentle daytime host for house frows. Kind of the last chunk of the today show is that

I can never keep those shows straight in the network. Yeah. That's where the Weasel Matlower

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