1/22 2-3 Shave All Your Hair and Pull Your Fingernails Out
Todd N Tyler Radio Empire
Todd n Tyler
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🗓️ 22 January 2026
⏱️ 14 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Stream the show live every morning. |
| 0:11.0 | Click over to TNT Radio Empire.com and fire up the earbuds. |
| 0:15.3 | This is the Don and Tyler Radio Empire. |
| 0:18.2 | All right, Charles on the email, which is T&T at T&T Radio Empire.com. |
| 0:23.5 | 67 days clean, smoked heavy for years. |
| 0:26.7 | Stop, thought I was good. |
| 0:28.8 | Was not. |
| 0:29.6 | Failed the test. |
| 0:31.0 | 67 days. |
| 0:32.4 | Wow. |
| 0:32.6 | And then buddy Richard, who checks in pretty frequently. |
| 0:36.7 | Got a test after 45 days. Yeah, daily pot smoker. Three to five times a day, pot smoker. Failed a piss test. Was clean for 45 days still. Tested dirty. You're dirty. You're dirty guy. Oh, and if you shave all the hair off your body, apparently they can go for your fingernails. |
| 0:54.6 | Or your toenails. |
| 0:55.3 | Pull those out. |
| 1:12.2 | Yep. Yeah. Pull them all out. Toneals and fingernails. Grab some needle-nose pliers. You can't get me. I'm going to keep smoking to weeds. That's really dedication to your craft. Yeah, pulling your toenails out. Shave all your body hair and yank all your fingernails and toenails out. |
| 1:13.5 | That way you're not getting me, man. |
| 2:02.1 | No DUI for me. You jump to the new job with no fingernails? I would assume you'd have to do toenails too. Bleeding all over the paperwork. Yeah, toenails too. And that'd be tough to walk with no toenails. The text points out, it sucks if you smoke a blunt on Friday, get hurt at work on Monday. Because you had weed over the weekend, workman's comp will not cover because THC is in your system. However, you can get methed out on Friday and Saturday. Get hurt on Monday and workman's comp. We've always said about cocaine. Cocaine gets out of your system pretty quick, too. Apparently meth gets out of your system. So you're telling me, if you were Nick, leave the room there and just trip on your face right there in the lobby and hit your head on one of the table out front there. You couldn't get Orkman's comp because you got weed in your system? Doing this job. Oh, I don't know that you can get workman's comp for anything in this job. Well, you could. Yeah voice you're working his comp somebody hit you yeah but i'm talking about you throw punches you yeah but you guys |
| 2:07.0 | yeah there's something yeah you could put todd you go to the kitchen there and somebody throw some yogurt |
| 2:10.9 | on the ground hopefully it's yogurt and you slip and you slip hit your head that's workman's comp |
| 2:16.7 | in the building you work at, |
| 2:18.2 | but they find out you had weed in your system. Oh, well, they jump all over that, don't you think? I don't know. We know that about them. Because a lot of companies don't really care if you smoke weed. The most companies don't care. You're not driving a forklift. You're just doing this for a living. I think it depends on where you work and what you're doing, because I know from, my wife has worked in that area in the past, and I think there's a lot of companies now that are moving to if you get hurt, you have an accident at work, and you look like you're impaired in some way? At the time, okay. Then they'll probably drug test you, but a lot of them are trying to just get away from that because it just for a simple cost savings. Right. You're drug testing a lot of people you don't need to. We work for a guy who doesn't want to buy $30 headphones for our guests. I'm sure he will fight and scrap to make sure nobody gets any money. somebody one of you guys tripped with some |
| 3:07.6 | yogurt out there if you get a chance see what happens so our buddy Glenn boy |
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