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You're listening to the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire.

Donald would try a flush light, but damn, they're expensive. And then Matt says,

no size shaming. Everyone knows a flashlight is simulated in the front one-third of the flashlight.

It's not how deep you fish. It's how you wiggle the worm.

You get to satisfy your flashlight. Right. Got my fleshlight off last night.

That's a bad fish analogy, because sometimes it does matter how deep you fish.

Yeah, of course you'd say that.

Deep sea fishing is still dumb.

Yeah.

Yeah, you know that.

Really dumb.

But even lake fishing sometimes they go a little bit deeper.

And then some women would disagree with that guy, too.

I wouldn't consider a, I wouldn't say, you know, having sex with you.

You're like lake fishing.

Say that to a woman next time.

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