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Posted a picture of that candy corn whiskey on my Facebook page and some people are checking and I just wrote thoughts and

Larry says I believe candy corn was originally a suppository for some obscure rectal ailment

and was accidentally chewed on by a marketing genius with a bad taste of candy I will pass on

the whiskey rectal wash he just doesn't like he obviously don't sugar-coating he's a good writer Larry. I like that man, yeah. Somebody won't know for Lewis Blacks a spokesperson for that. He hates candy corn, right? Oh, yeah. Famously. Louis got a big bid on hating candy corn. So somebody try that. I'll try it if I got a bottle, but I don't want to just buy a whole bottle and just sit there.

I won't go to waste.

I don't like it.

We have something around the house.

I just try a small handful of it.

I haven't had it for years.

I'm a candy corn whiskey.

Oh, it still sucks.

I might like the candy corn whiskey over the candy corn.

Yeah?

Because candy corn doesn't get you drunk. Sure, I just, yeah, it gives you a bite, you know. I wonder if you could just take regular whiskey, like put some in a smaller container, and then just infuse the candy. Could just dump a bunch of candy corn in it. Does that stuff melt? That stuff has a half-life of nuclear power.

I think it would work better if you use one of those little barrels.

Oh, yeah.

Or just buy the already pre-made candy corn whiskey.

I think that works better if you want to infuse stuff that they make even smaller barrels.

If you want to brew like just a couple glasses you can do it that way yeah

i bet the i bet the whiskey would break that stuff down pretty quick yeah it would just be crumbs

in there though basically you'd be drinking just this crummy at the bottom of your glass you'd be a

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