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The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2022
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
A teacher left school on a stretcher after 5 year old's attack, a Texas Republican quits the U.S. house race & admits affair with former ISIS war bride, and a young man who allegedly let himself into his friend’s mum’s home and twice bit her nipple to try and seduce her has denied wrongdoing.
Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at HelixSleep.com/JRVP.
Paint your life! Get twenty percent off your painting and Free shipping! Text the word VANITY to sixty-four thousand (64-000).
Coffee ALERT: Trade Coffee is offering a total of $20 off your first three bags at drinktrade.com/jrvp. That’s more than 16 cups of coffee for free!
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| 0:00.0 | Oh yeah, we're back. |
| 0:01.7 | Trade Coffee, offering a total of $20 off your first three bags |
| 0:06.0 | at drinktradetrade.com slashJRVP. |
| 0:08.8 | That's more than 16 cups of coffee for free |
| 0:11.8 | to get started, take their quiz at drinktradetrade.com slashJRVP |
| 0:16.5 | and start your journey to your perfect cup. |
| 0:19.0 | I've already been enjoying my trade coffee. |
| 0:21.4 | Paint your life also back. |
| 0:23.4 | We love paint your life. |
| 0:24.6 | They send you a individual painting, free shipping, |
| 0:28.5 | 20% off your paint, your painting. |
| 0:30.7 | Text the word vanity to 64,000. |
| 0:32.7 | That's vanity to 64,000 for 20% off. |
| 0:36.8 | Helix sleep also been with us a long time. |
| 0:39.3 | There are two minute sleep quiz matches you with the mattress. |
| 0:41.4 | That's a perfect fit. |
| 0:42.3 | Plus you have a hundred nights to try it out. |
| 0:44.2 | Risk free helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders |
| 0:48.3 | and two free pillows for our listeners at helix sleep.com slashJRVP. |
| 0:52.6 | Oh yeah, we've got a dangerous five year old |
| 0:55.3 | and a fairer with a nicest widow and a baby too cute. |
| 0:58.9 | Not to be changed. |
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