You're listening to Frank Skinner's podcast from Absolute Radio.

Good morning, this is the Frank Skinner show.

Fans of the Birmingham dialect will be disappointed to learn that Frank's not here today,

but fans of a spoiled North London twang will be very excited to hear that I am.

I'm Emily Dean, I'm standing in for Frank Skinner today.

We miss him as ever, and we're very excited because he's filming Dr Who currently,

which is as excuses for a no-show go.

It's pretty impressive. It's better than I've got back to back meetings.

I'm not alone for once in my life.

I'm joined this morning by one of my regular Steve Hall in the House.

Good morning.

Good morning to you, Steve. I love waking up with you, which I know will be news to you or haven't you told me wife?

The relief I felt when you said spoilt North London twang.

The first half of that final word I was having palpitations.

Okay.

I look forward to examining those later.

I'm also joined by absolute radio institution, Pete Donaldson.

And it is an institution. It really is.

Enjoy the institution for the next three hours.

Well, as an absolute radio institution, could you tell us how we could text the show, Pete?

Do you know the number?

I think it's it 1215.

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