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This is from the son.

I'm a man of 38.

I can't get this out of my head.

I'm married.

I have two kids.

They went and visited his parents, his mom, his mom, it says here.

That's what they say over there.

It's 65. She had a knee replacement recently.

Dad asked if I'd go help her because he was going away for the weekend.

When I got there, dad, who was 63, had just left,

and I assumed one of his golf trips. Later I spot his golf clubs in the garage and asked Mom where he was.

She looked uncomfortably at me and said, well, you might as well know he's gone to visit

his fancy woman.

Oh.

I was stunned when Mom said, we've had this arrangement since you went away to college.

I don't like sex your father does

so he goes to get his fix every few weeks and that suits me she's a great woman don't you think

we never speak about it and neither must you i stood her mouth the mouth open and mom, you know, she don't want to hear about anymore.

This subject is closed.

And then she assumed, because I always assumed there was, there was tension in high school.

And then obviously the tension went away because she allowed her to go away and get banged since she went to college.

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