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🗓️ 18 January 2018
⏱️ 37 minutes
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0:00.0 | I have found that if I hydrate myself the way big water tells me I'm supposed to |
0:12.0 | And I believe big water has the self interest in mind |
0:17.6 | If I hydrate myself as much as big water wants me to I have to pee constantly |
0:22.0 | We've disagreed on this for years, you're dehydrated, you're clearly dehydrated |
0:27.8 | All right |
0:29.8 | How how long is it after you get up in the morning before you usually relieve yourself |
0:39.4 | Immediately, okay immediately when's the next time? |
0:42.6 | I don't know eight o'clock dehydrated, clearly dehydrated, it's driveled up like a little |
0:48.4 | bean here's my belief the human beast has evolved over hundreds of thousands of years |
0:52.2 | and it will drink enough |
0:54.2 | There's where you're all it'll be fine you're thirsty long before you're thirsty |
0:59.2 | That doesn't make any sense and hungry long after you're hungry |
1:03.2 | That doesn't make any sense from an animal evolving standpoint |
1:06.8 | That's why as a as a beast we are now fat and dehydrated |
1:11.0 | Because we can't trust our instincts |
1:12.8 | That aside, you know why? |
1:13.6 | Trump that aside if I drink as much as big water wants me to |
1:17.5 | Yes, I do have to pee all the time like every five minutes all day long |
1:21.9 | Oh, no, like the momentum of the older man I got to get the truckers friends strapped to the inside of my leg |
1:27.6 | I got to start wearing baggy pants why wouldn't yeah? |
1:30.6 | Why wouldn't yeah a personal comfort device? |
1:32.8 | I don't choice to step up from the current Tupperware system we got going to a point |
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