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You guys see this, an Arctic blast is about to slam the country to Kid Make Monday the oldest inauguration ceremony in 40 years.

I'm serious. There's a real chance Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Mark Zuckerberg's lips could all freeze the Trump's butt.

That is true. That might happen. That's what I'm hearing. That's what I'm hearing.

Ah, yes, they're almost getting back to normal.

The Trump hatred is returning.

And I'm sorry, whose lips are currently frozen to Joe Biden's shriveled butt?

Well, the FBI director, that's Christopher Ray.

That's one example.

Every network news anchor, every wanker in the White House briefing room, posing as a journalist.

Not journalists at all.

Well, a very good Friday to all of you.

And it is Joe Biden's last Friday as president of the United States.

That makes it a good Friday indeed.

On Monday, he's got a half day on Monday.

And as my friend Steve pointed out this morning, really every day is a half day for

Joe Biden. Am I right about that? Of course, I'm right about that. Don't be silly. It's a rhetorical

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