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The Broadway has recently wore a pair of custom sneakers embroidered with the word equality.

That's the wrong way to protest, said white people about everything.

According to a recent interview, director Luca Guadinho hopes to make a sequel to the gay coming

of an inch film called me by your name. It'll be about Lesbians and it'll be called,

we're both named Brenda. What?

What?

Brenda's another one of those names. You never run into money just to have a little girl named her Brenda.

Hmm. So shame. Too many Lesbians with that name, apparently.

Well, I don't know about that. She's a lesbian.

Yes, but happy to play the buddy white today. Um, I don't get that joke.

I don't know. So I got a good tease here.

Plastic surgery procedures that people you can actually get.

I have caffeine plants as you know. That's probably on the list of some of these strange ones

that you can get, but for instance, ear pointing. If you would like point your ears,

hmm, you can actually get that done. And I do. I'm tired of people staring at my round,

round ears. So that's on the way. Hey, we're round ears. They used to say to me in elementary school.

You'd go home on a date. I hated it. What obscenity would I most like to use on the ear?

BS. Right. Correct. Yeah. It's my dream. I have a dream. And I could say bolless on the air.

Make sure nobody listens. Mrs. the final show. Yeah. Yeah. I will. And you know what?

Everybody will be fine because everybody says it and ears at all the time.

See the opening line of a piece in the chronicle of higher education by a professor from Noteradam

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