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New Jersey janitor, who looks like a freak, man, admits to taining school cafeteria food with urine

and feces.

That's a good sports nickname

right there, the New Jersey janitors.

Even more.

Yeah, there were other things that he

was throwing in there if you read

further on. Did he throw in any

eyeliner? He appears to have a little eyelash.

No, but he did throw in some bleach into the food.

He's only 27 years old, by the way.

Giovanni and Perserzele or whatever, Pearzzele.

Does the bleach compliment, the urine and the feces?

Well, I don't know, but here's the dumbest part.

Of course, he's 27, and he made videos of himself performing sexual acts with inanimate objects around the school.

And apparently some of these videos started popping up in some apps or group chats or something, and that's how he got caught.

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