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Florida, this from the Nick Evans, Jesus, Nick Allen file, by the way.

Florida man arrested for sexual contact with animal,

allegedly tried to put his penis in the horse's nostril.

They got big nostrils.

He's probably thinking that he's probably thinking that he's

smarter than the cow bangers because it's going to be harder to get kicked

if they're in front of it.

You get bit.

Yeah, your junk is real close to a horse's mouth there.

If you put your wiener in the nostril,

your balls are hanging by the mouth.

So they're just basically two apples hanging there for that

horse. Somebody went to anatomy class.

Yeah, right I did. This guy's probably

just hoping it's closer to the tongue. Is that a rejected

line from Tommy boy? You can put your wiener in a horse's nostril.

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