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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

1-15-18 | This Past Weekend #67

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.728K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2018

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Talking Aziz-cusations. Is it okay to pleasure yourself to deceased adult film stars? We ask one. A surprise caller calls and its the best and worst. One of the weirdest eps, but one of my favorites. A mom needs some hotline help. Zoey Monroe Insta (enter at your own risk): https://www.instagram.com/mszoeymonroe/?hl=en Hotline: 985-664-9503 Support Grey Block Pizza: https://www.greyblockpizza.com Patreon Support: https://www.patreon.com/theovon Thank You Chris Perez. Kaz. Bud Galloway. Sherbbbbbb. Gunto Gunterson Strikes Again: Matthew Snow Renee Nicol Ryan Wolfe Angelo Raygun Carla Huffman Robyn Tatu Beau Adams Yoga Max Bowden Shawn-Leigh henry Roar Hanasand Laura Williams Not Even Wrong Xela Person Open Mind 101 Deanna Smith Mona McCune Suzanne O'Reilly Rashelle Raymond Chad Saltzman James Bown Brian Szilagyi Monica Hynes Matt Eckenrode Arielle Nicole Greg H Dave Engelman Dylan Clune Calvin Doyle Robert Doucette Jacob Ortega Jesse Witham Andrea Gagliani Scott Swain William Morris Qie Jenkins Aaron Jones Jon Ross Kevin Best Haley Brown Ned Arick Milo J Garcia Lauren Cribb Ty Oliver Tom in Rural NC Christian from Bakersfield Brian Martinez Matthew Holland Charley Dunham Casey RobertsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

All right, chicken kit, chicken kit.

0:30.0

Monday. Happy Monday. Happy Monday, guys. Happy Monday out there in the world

0:43.5

wherever you are. If you're in a, you know, if you're at, if you're in your car

0:48.5

right now or your truck, you know, if you're in a van and you know, and you

0:52.1

secretly, you got them headphones on, you got a couple of kids in the back that

0:55.8

don't need to be listening to, you know, to your wild step cousin Theo right

1:01.6

here, because you might, you know, just some time I, you know, my brain throws

1:05.2

an expletive and it uses my face to, to toss it into the universe and, and so

1:11.5

yeah, but wherever you are, if you're sitting at home, soon I'll go up with a

1:14.7

love one. That sounds beautiful. There's nothing I wish more than that. It's too

1:19.2

beautiful or not even beautiful in their own minds and it doesn't even matter who

1:23.6

thinks they're beautiful. I just hope that there's two thick gay men out there

1:27.6

just snuggled up somewhere, listening to this, listening to this bad chatter out

1:32.9

of the universe, because that's something about that makes me, it doesn't make me

1:38.3

feel home or erotic, but it just makes me feel like, you know what? Then big dogs

1:43.0

is out there, you know, staying natural and having a good time and you know, and

1:48.2

we're not, you know, they're not, people, they're not not listening to a guy

1:52.6

because, you know, he's maybe different than them. And, and I think about that,

1:58.2

but wherever you are, if you're listening to this today, I appreciate you being

2:01.8

here with me. Happy Monday, January 15th, the year 2017 in, in time, as far as we

2:11.2

know, and do the game, I have the game on right now, and I paused it. I have the

2:17.2

Saints versus the Minnesota Vikings. And I'm home alone. It got to the point. I

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