4.8 • 783 Ratings
🗓️ 24 June 2019
⏱️ 80 minutes
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It’s our first-ever live episode of To L and Back, recorded live at A-Camp! Join us — and special guests Be Steadwell, Marni Kellison, Laneia Jones and two “margaritas” as we tackle the Dinah Shore episode. Dana will meet Tonya, her guest liaison, who is the worst, and Shane will recall the girl who took her sunshine toy and then her heart, and Jenny, who is not a 100-footer, will buy a “lesbians wanted” t-shirt and deliver a short monologue on the topic of Marina. We will talk about how hot Candace the Carpenter is when she’s out here workin’, and our own Dinah Shore medical emergencies, and the truth about cats and dogs and lesbians and the harmonies of “Closer to Fine” and when we’re done, everybody will go to the pool! Just watch out for disease okay? Shane might not be around to leave you a bottle of water.
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Thank you to special guests Laneia Jones, Marni Kellison, & Be Steadwell!
Theme song: Be Steadwell @besteadwell
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Episode Mixed & Edited by Lauren Karen Klein
Produced by Riese Bernard, Lauren Karen Klein, and Kristin Russo
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0:00.0 | Hi, everybody. It's Kristen, one of your two co-hosts, and I'm here to take a second to just get you pretty excited because this episode was taped live at A-Camp. |
0:10.9 | We have special guests, Linnea Jones and Marnie Kellison, and guess what? Be Steadwell, who you know from the beautiful theme song here at Ellen Back, not only came on to be a special guest on today's episode, |
0:23.9 | but also led our audience in a fucking adorable sing-along of the theme song, |
0:28.4 | which you are about to hear. |
0:30.1 | Also, one other thing, producer Lauren Karen Klein, |
0:33.9 | who we lovingly refer to as both Lauren and Karen interchangeably, |
0:41.6 | was in the audience with us and finally has her own microphone. |
0:43.5 | All right, here we go. |
0:46.7 | Woo, yeah, in the club. |
0:47.6 | Yes. |
0:51.5 | Girls in the dark, keep dancing. |
0:52.5 | Like, you're in the club. |
0:54.1 | This is the best time are. |
0:56.0 | Girls in tight dresses who drag with moustaches. |
1:04.0 | Tics driving fast-aunch and news with long lashes lashes women who long love lust women who give this is the way it's the way that we live |
1:23.6 | atomic laughing moving fisting Fucking crying |
1:28.3 | Drinking squirting |
1:29.3 | Judging |
1:30.3 | Ranking camping |
1:31.3 | Writing |
1:32.3 | Thinking |
1:33.3 | This is the way |
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