1.11- The Celery Festival
Unwell, a Midwestern Gothic Mystery
Audacious Machine Creative
4.5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 July 2019
⏱️ 38 minutes
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In which the town celebrates and painful truths are revealed.
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This episode features: Clarisa Cherie Rios as Lily, Kathleen Hoil as Abbie, Amelia Bethel as Marisol, Joshua K. Harris as Rudy, Marsha Harman as Dot, Christopher J. Wilson as Tony, Jillian Leff as Selene, Lisa Burton as Marsha, Michael Turrentine as Wes, and Cara Ehlenfeldt, Vishnu Venugopal, Mel Ruder, Eleanor Hyde, and Philip Gaissert as festival attendees. The Stalks are Sadie Rogers, Joe Griffin, Clayton Faits, Dan Schaeffer, and David Schaeffer. Wes’s Banjo and the Curly Stem String Band songs are by Gunnar Jebsen The Third Street Warblers are Randy Palmer, Merri Palmer, Betsey Palmer, and Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Written by Jessica Wright Buha, sound design by Alexander Danner, directed by Jeffrey Nils Gardner, music composed by Stephen Poon, recording engineer Mel Ruder, Unwell lead sound designer Ryan Schile, Executives Producers Eleanor Hyde and Jeffrey Gardner, by HartLife NFP.
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Unwell is brought to you by metallic dice games. |
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| 1:07.0 | Hey there, this is Eleanor Executive Producer of Unwell. |
| 1:14.4 | Did you know that we have Unwell merch? |
| 1:17.2 | You can find it at our website. |
| 1:19.2 | You can find merch from the 75th annual Mount Absalom Celery Festival with this really beautiful and yet |
| 1:26.1 | slightly creepy image of a celeric root. I'm really into it. There are coffee mugs with |
| 1:31.9 | Abbey's rules for Small talk in the morning, which basically boil down to don't do it. |
| 1:37.0 | And there are a couple of really cool interpretations of our show art so that you can go represent unwell as you're like walking around in real life. |
| 1:46.0 | We are super proud of all of this merch and we think you'll like it too. |
| 1:50.4 | So you can head on over to our website at unwell podcast.com and check it all out. |
| 1:57.0 | Again, that's our website at unwell podcast. com. I'm going to be. Me? The Damn it. |
| 2:45.0 | What are you method? |
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