Flashlight King and keeper of common sense your mayor Joe Sushire

So Reggie Lynch's lawyer is speaking to the press and John Height will have that

covered for us in his newscast. First newscast of the show.

That's breaking news. What are you doing? I'm setting my router to Bruce Vail so I don't

miss it when he's on. Did you hear speaking of Reggie? Did you hear Mr. Coils comments Joe?

Athletic director Mark Coil? Yes. Well, here's what I heard. I heard Mr. Coil say that Reggie's

done with athletic competition, meaning at the U of M. Is that what I was supposed to have heard?

Have we ever had a bigger empty suit in as big a position as athletic director at the University

of Minnesota? Well, let me play devil's advocate. What's he supposed to say? He said he ain't

playing for us. I get that, but he doesn't really. He's extremely reactionary in situations.

And unfortunately, there's been a number of situations like this dealing with both the basketball

and the football programs. And you know how blessed I am. How blessed are you? That I don't necessarily

follow the travails of the inside workings of the U of M athletic department. That's all blessed.

You are very blessed. Well, here's part of what the problem is. So many of these athletes are

we hit garage logic statement number one. I think you did. Yeah. So many of these athletes are just

complete idiots. And if I was one of those AD assistant ADs, I would be so damn frustrated

with the stupidity of student athletes. I would want to just grab them by the hair and say,

then don't sign up for the job and don't take the check. Can I get an A man? I can get an A man.

Who brought him here from Illinois State? That would be your guy Richard Patino. Really?

What year is this for Patino? Three. No, it's more than that. It's five.

Rick, I know I've been a, you know what you're doing is you're delaying a tremendous apology.

I'm so sorry. But go ahead. No, I was just going to say I know I've been a critic of Richard

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