Welcome to the first episode of The Consumers. My name is Greg Warren. I am a stand-up comedian. I am a former Procter & Gamble salesperson, salesman, technically account executive, and then I was a project manager, I guess you call it. I'm joined by my good friend Tim Convey.

Tim is a stand-up comedian, a former, I guess rock star.

I mean, he was in the band Ludo.

He played the Moog, I believe it's called.

Yeah, he nailed it.

I got it this time.

Yeah, he was a Moog player.

Mogist, I like. Mogist. Mogist, okay nailed it. I got it this time. Yeah, he was a Moog player. Mogist, I like.

Mogist.

Mogist.

Okay.

Yeah, you're the most Moog.

And I'm also joined by my good friend, Sean O'Brien, Sean, is a stand-up comedian.

He is a former car salesman.

Right.

And currently, I guess, a Cologne enthusiast slash salesman. Fragrance. Fragrace

enthusiasts. Fragrance. Very important. So you're not just selling Cologne. You're selling other stuff like flowers.

No, I'm just saying there's different levels, which we'll get into. Cologne, perfume.

That's, that's a different. We're going to work. Yeah. It's a different. Listen, we can go down this road right now. No, we're not going to go down this road. We don't need you ruin in the first podcast. I did sell cars, though. I wasn't like a sales executive, like account executive. Oh, yeah. I was that account executive? Was it a count, the minute you were a salesperson, was it already called that or did that term come in later?

Will you ever referred to as a salesperson

yeah uh yeah it was a salesperson at one time and and so that the industry when it became hey we're

account executives now you were a salesperson then yeah i think i think they changed the terminology

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