This is the Todd and Time Radio Empire.

Meeting Zach Peterson with us.

Headline, Funny Bone, tonight with a bunch of other friends are going to be there, too.

If you happen to be listening in real time, it is 837 right now.

Nick submitted his story from study fine.

I love what we say we're submitted like we turn stuff down.

It would do the official process.

Dot org.

Well, you know, there's a lot of stuff we just don't get you.

Well, true, but I'll write down everything.

Everything that's submitted to me, I write down.

Average person knows if their day has been ruined by 8.36 a.m.

So if your day's been ruined, you know by now.

Average person.

The survey commissioned by avocado green mattress, and I trust them in their surveys.

And conducted by Talker Research reveals the average American knows if they're in for a bad day by 8.36 a.m.

Well, once again, that means you have to be up before 836.

Yeah, just wait, you know.

But it's just, this seems just kind of itchy and whiny.

What's it said?

It's just a lot of stuff that you can maybe get over.

Right. But people just give up if they 35% if they wake up feeling sick i'll give you that oh yeah that's probably going to be a

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