This guy starts slapping the shit out of me.

One plus one equals 11.

Have you heard that?

No.

Adam went on a date.

Or did you cancel?

And I was like, Adam, can you try Katie?

Let's circle back after the holidays.

Like if I ever see myself leaving New York, whatever.

Money can't buy happiness.

No, I think it can.

Lights camera action.

Katie, you comfortable?

I'm getting there.

Katie, you remind me of, or the situation that you just said, it reminds me of when a cat is like circling a little spot and then like digging a little bit and trying to make it so comfortable.

I was just trying to find a sweet spot, you know.

Katie was like digging around the couch, moving the pillow around.

She's like circling it.

Well, what I've realized is life is too short to not be comfortable, okay?

Okay. What made you realize that? Too short. Well, I have a crick in my neck this week.

So she's feeling uncomfortable. And anyone out there who's ever had a crick, they know.

You should go to your nail salon and get a massage. Well, I'm the queen of doing that. It happens that I do need to go to the salon today because, as you can see, I fucked up my finger. I was about to say, I see you waving around your little green finger. Well, I had to. The thing is, I'm a picker. Like, I'm a picker. I'm a fucker arounder with things that are imperfect. I blame it on my perfectionism. So my nail got like slightly messed up. Like the polish like cracked off. And I knew that if I didn't cover it with a band-aid, I would fuck with it further and make it even worse. So I've covered it. I've hidden it from myself. At first I thought you were up to say it was like a looks thing. Like you were like, I can't have anybody see the cracked nail polish. No, I can't have me see it. Okay, yeah, because then I was like, and you thought that Band-Aid would make it better? It's bright green. Katie literally looks like she has a witch's finger. No, I'm going I'm going to the emergency room today, aka my, it's just an emergency appointment today. This happened last night. It needs to be dealt with immediately. I feel like this keeps happening to you. Well, usually it's my pinky. So this is a different. The nails also so pointed, it really looks like a witch's finger. Thank you.

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