1.03- The Pageant
Unwell, a Midwestern Gothic Mystery
Audacious Machine Creative
4.5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 22 February 2019
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
In which some history is learned.
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This episode features: Clarisa Cherie Rios as Lily, Krista D’Agostino as Hazel, Marsha Harman as Dot, Kathleen Hoil as Abbie, Amelia Bethel as Marisol, Abby Doud as Mason, Kat Evans as Stacy, Jeffrey Gardner as Dylan.
Written by Jessica Best, sound design by Mischa Stanton, directed by Jeffrey Nils Gardner, music composed by Stephen Poon and Jessica Best, recording engineer Mel Ruder, Theme performed by Stephen Poon, Lauren Kelly, Gunnar Jebsen, Travis Elfers, Mel Ruder, and Betsey Palmer, Unwell lead sound designer Ryan Schile, Executives Producers Eleanor Hyde and Jeffrey Gardner, by HartLife NFP.
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| 1:07.0 | Hi there, this is Jeffrey. and I'm Eleanor we are the executive producers here at |
| 1:16.4 | unwell and we are so excited that you've made it to episode three are you |
| 1:21.0 | having fun yet I hope so There is so much more of this show to come, but there's |
| 1:26.8 | something you can do for us. Unwell is an independently produced podcast, so there's no big network or funder behind the show. |
| 1:35.0 | That means the absolutely most valuable thing you can do for Unwell is to tell your friends about the show. |
| 1:41.0 | If you like the show, I suspect your friends will like it too. So spread the love around. |
| 1:47.0 | Thank you so much for listening. We love sharing Mount Absalom with you. |
| 1:52.0 | Enjoy the show. But the Cowboys all took a resolution, no bankruptcies we'd go |
| 2:14.4 | So we left that drover's bones to bleach |
| 2:17.6 | Morning Abby |
| 2:20.9 | Good you found the coffee pot wasn't sure where mom put it away last time. |
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