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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2024

⏱️ 163 minutes

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Originally Aired February 26, 2024: Dr P Jesus makes a house call and answers listener health questions. The Florida Games were a massive success. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your check for $78 million.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:08.2	Get huge savings with $1,775 off a new multi-head ductless system.
0:14.9	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass morning show.
0:22.3	93. 3. X-
0:27.0	Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.0	Ninety-33.
0:25.0	Owen announced that the head of their Troubled 737 Max program is leaving the company
0:30.0	after he was sucked out of an emergency exit.
0:32.0	Scientists are concerned that zombie deer disease could spread to humans,
0:39.0	so please wear a convoc.
0:41.0	The stars of the 1968 version of Roman.
0:47.0	What happened?
0:50.0	I don't know.
0:51.0	All right, let's start that again.
0:54.0	The only announced that the head of their Troubled 737 Max program is leaving the company
0:58.5	after he was sucked out of an emergency exit.
1:01.0	Scientists are concerned that zombie exit. The stars of the 1968 version of Romeo and Juliet are suing Paramount to stop the digital release of their movie
1:16.8	which includes nude shots of them as teenagers.
1:19.6	Paramount has agreed to lock it away where no one will ever see it, Paramount Plus.
1:24.3	An 84 year old woman from Canada is attempting to join the W.NBA.
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