#098: Hide The Rubber Bands

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Dive into the global pool of human absurdity with hosts Schnebly and Toth as they embark on another wild journey in "Shallow End." In this episode, we're taking you on a whirlwind tour around the world to explore some of the most baffling and downright dumb actions ever committed by mankind. From the shores of Australia to the streets of New York City, no corner of the globe is safe from the antics of our species. With each story more ludicrous than the last, Schnebly and Toth provide hilarious commentary and insights into the strange depths of human behavior. So grab your passport and join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the most mind-boggling, head-scratching, and downright dumb actions from around the world on "Shallow End." If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and little league practice.
0:09.1	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:18.3	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.5	Schnebley and Tom. Again, dear listener, it's too bad you weren't here 30 seconds ago because
0:27.5	Jethro was getting ready to lock the big giant studio elephant door to record and said to his
0:37.4	lovely wife, Cat, I love you. And her very loving response
0:41.7	caused me to do a spit take with my oatmeal. Yeah. It was a very unusual way of saying,
0:50.7	I love you too, honey. Yeah. She said, I love you too, dickbag. Yeah. Yeah, that's the type of affection we have for one another. It's a special, special relationship. It is. It's one that's hard to put into words. Especially if you leave out dickbag. Because that's a big, we use that a lot.
1:11.4	You know, it's a term of endearment.
1:13.2	Right.
1:13.9	For the most part.
1:15.3	At least between the two of us, if we're, you know, talking about somebody else, then it's not, not so much.
1:20.5	Do you use dickbag or pants more often?
1:24.9	Ooh, I don't know, for comedic purposes or just conversation?
1:28.6	Comedic purposes.
1:29.3	Pants.
1:30.2	Pants is funny.
1:31.8	You can just use pants with anything.
1:35.6	Any story.
1:36.8	And it punches up the comedic level.
1:40.3	Somebody once said to me that any fortune in a fortune cookie just add the words without pants at the end of it.
1:49.8	And it's comedy gold.
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