#097: Merry Christmas,...Everyone!

The LoPriore Podcast

Danny D LoPriore

Improv, Comedy, Music

5.0 • 678 Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2022

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, we talk Christmas gifts, Christmas songs and some insanely funny nonsense. Im so tired writing this summary. I can't remember what we even talked about. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh
0:02.5	Is that you, Santa?
0:06.0	Well, yes it is, you skank.
0:08.3	Oh, yeah, I've been waiting for you all fucking night.
0:12.3	You want your huge gift?
0:14.1	Yeah, Santa, baby.
0:16.8	You know that I'm an awfully dirty bitch tonight.
0:22.6	Slip under my pussy.
0:25.1	It's all right.
0:27.4	This entire song's about my pussy.
0:34.3	Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha.
0:39.0	Santa, baby, you know I'm just a dirty old slut for you
0:44.4	I want to have some cookies and milk off you
0:50.3	Because I'm a dirty slutty night.
1:00.3	Think of all the fun I've missed.
1:05.1	Oh, oh.
1:06.3	Think of all the fellas I haven't kissed.
1:10.9	Oh, that's a lot.
1:11.9	Next year, I could be as good if you check me off my dirty little Christmas list.
1:21.5	Well, I guess I can.
1:23.2	Santa, baby, you know I want my butthole thrashed tonight
1:29.9	And all the reindeer's watching
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