Oh, hello friends. Welcome back to Modern Wisdom. My guest today is none other than Titanium

McGrath creator and current king of Twitter, Andrew Doyle. In between him, flitting down

London to go on Sky News to talk about serious political stuff and going up to the Edinburgh

Fringe Festival to do not only his own show, but the Titanium McGrath live show. I managed

to grab him and put him on the couch in my house and ask him loads of questions. So get

ready for loads of questions to the man behind probably one of the most infamous satirical

accounts on all of Twitter. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then it's totally

fine because we're going to explain it to you today. Also, expect to learn what Andrew

thinks about little mix commenting on the incidents in Syria. Why Donald Trump might

be one of the greatest comedians on the planet. How Britain's hate speech laws are something

that we all should be really concerned about. And what is the most oppressive vegetable

and our cats feminists and our dogs prejudice? We're really, really hitting the hard topics

today. Honestly, I was in stitches for almost all of this episode. Andrew's fantastic comedian,

incredibly insightful and just a lovely guy. He also took me out for a drink after his

show when I went to Edinburgh on Tuesday. So thank you for the drink. Thank you for your

time, Andrew. You are an absolute legend. Ladies and gentlemen, the creator of Titanium

McGrath, Mr Andrew Doyle.

Twitter, cracks and crumbles at our feet as the man behind Titanium McGrath, Andrew Doyle

joins me on modern wisdom. Andrew, welcome to the show. It's such a dramatic opening.

I know. It's almost apocalyptic. I like it. It's kind of appropriate though, right?

Well, I don't know. Like a Deus Ex Machinaw, I've sort of descended from the heaven. That's

exactly why you're here. Yeah, I've just got the train. It's not as exciting. Yeah, like

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