#096 - JP Sears - Comedian

Black Rifle Coffee Podcast

Black Rifle Coffee Podcast Network

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2021

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Jarred Taylor and Evan Hafer welcome JP Sears to the BRCC headquarters in Texas for a totally serious and not at all sarcastic discussion about social justice issues in the world today. JP is a Texas based comedian, YouTuber, life coach and author. His work can be found at awakenwithjp.com

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0:00.0	You have now entered free-range American podcast, presented by black rifle coffee.com.
0:14.9	Oh, we're live.
0:16.0	Okay, so hey, welcome to the show, JP.
0:18.2	This is great.
0:19.5	We started this off trying to figure out what J.T. was actually talking about. So he's like, oh, you know. Listen, I just got Reed Cheeseburgered. I'm freaking good to go. I'm ready for at least 20 minutes before a nap. The McDonald's brain fuel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really good for you. I mean, actually, you could tell me that. You're a nutritionist and a doctor.
0:37.9	I am.
0:44.2	Well, I never went to medical school, but I identify as a doctor and open my practice. So if anybody's HMOs and HOAs don't cover their expenses, I can take care of you.
0:53.6	Oh, that's great.
0:54.5	My salary is now $15 an hour.
0:56.9	Well, oh, perfect.
0:58.6	I've legitimately, very competitive.
1:00.2	I've legitimately been looking in this week to getting a diploma printed for me from
1:05.5	Josh Hopkins University as a medical as a medical doctor.
1:08.4	I'm not kidding.
1:09.3	I've been looking into where I can get a good one printed
1:11.4	because I'm going to frame it and put it behind my desk.
1:14.1	It's easy.
1:15.2	I mean, he already knows how to do this.
1:16.5	He's been printing fake current stuff.
1:21.1	Yeah.
1:22.3	Sorry.
1:23.8	Come on.
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