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The Shallow End

#095: Holy Hoax and Arachnophobia Apocalypse

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

History, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8602 Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2024

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Join Schnebly and Toth in this gut-busting double-feature episode of The Shallow End! 🎙️Dive into the Shallow End with our first story, exploring the ludicrous escapades of a con artist who masqueraded as a pastor. We will examine the chaotic journey of this pseudo-priest and the comedic fallout of his not-so-sacred schemes. But hold onto your hymnals because the second half is not for the faint of heart. Switching gears, we spin the web of a man whose terror of spiders led to a disaster of epic proportions. Discover how one tiny arachnid triggered a series of events that turned into a nightmare, causing a catastrophic ripple effect that left the community in stitches (and the property in ruins).  Filled with Schnebly's wit and Toth's biting commentary, this episode is a rollercoaster of emotions that will have you laughing, cringing, and questioning humanity's sanity. Tune in, share, and subscribe for more tales from the Shallow End. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:07.7

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0:13.1

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0:19.2

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0:26.8

What does Sputnik have to do with student loans?

0:30.1

How did a set of trembling hands end the Soviet Union?

0:34.2

How did inflation kill moon bases?

0:36.8

And how did a former president decide to run for a second

0:39.9

non-consecutive term? These are among the topics we deal with on the My History Can Beat Up Your

0:45.1

Politics Podcast. We tell stories of history that relate to today's news events. Give a listen.

0:52.1

My History Can Beat Up Your politics wherever you get podcasts.

0:56.6

It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and

1:02.9

Little League practice. Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for

1:09.5

stories where things would go horribly wrong.

1:14.1

Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with Schnebly and Toff.

1:20.1

It's a shame that we didn't start recording maybe three minutes sooner because you could have

1:25.1

heard Jethro and I trying to get our mics working and our levels right and it sounded sort of like this. One, two, one two, one two one. One, wait, this isn't working. No, hang on. Can you hear me? What? Hello? I can't, I can see your. Hello. Yeah. We're broadcast professionals.

1:46.4

That's what the pros do.

1:46.7

Yeah.

1:48.6

They make it sound easy.

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