#094: Never Hire A Discount Hitman

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

History, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2024

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:57.1	Hey everybody, it's Jethro.
0:58.9	Due to an unforeseen family situation, we were not able to record a new shallow end for this week.
1:05.2	Please enjoy this command performance of a previous episode and we'll have a brand new one for you, fresh from the
1:11.5	podcast oven next week.
1:14.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and
1:20.4	Little League practice.
1:22.3	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
1:31.5	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with Schnebly and Toff.
1:37.8	Hey, Lynn, Kat's joining us for this episode. I love episodes when Kat's with us.
1:43.7	I'm glad you do.
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