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Excuse Me, That's Illegal

095- Feeling Squirrelly

Excuse Me, That's Illegal

Leroy Luna

True Crime

4.9966 Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2023

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Join me for 2 crazy crimes involving our bushy tailed friends... Support the Show! Patreon: patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal Paypal- paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal Podcast Magazine Voting- https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50 Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Tiktok- @excusemethatsillegal.pod Sources: Toronto Ranked Safest City In The World But It's Not Even The Safest In Canada - Narcity Squirrels stealing chocolate bars driving Toronto store owner nuts | The Star WATCH: Squirrels stealing chocolate bars from east-end Toronto store | Globalnews.ca Pet squirrel goes nuts on a burglar as he robbed a home | Daily Mail Online Pet squirrel that foiled Idaho burglary returns to wild | Daily Mail Online Joey the pet squirrel stops Idaho burglary: police | CTV News Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating,

0:05.0

uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases, anal leakage.

0:10.0

listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 95 of. Excuse me, that's illegal.

0:24.0

Hey, this is episode number 95 of.

0:31.0

Excuse me, that's illegal.

0:34.0

The podcast that takes a hardcore look, gets some soft core crimes.

0:38.8

I'm your boy Leroy coming at you.

0:41.6

Straight out of the closet with another animal episode.

0:44.6

This one's gonna be nuts.

0:50.3

We're talking about squirrels. You might have gathered that from the title and

0:55.2

squirrels are wild. I love them. We're gonna have one tail where the squirrel's the victim,

1:00.3

well sort of and another where they are the perpetrators. I'm excited to get into it.

1:05.3

I will try to keep the a corny jokes to a minimum but can't make any promises.

1:10.6

Alrighty then let's get a couple jokes in and move on with the show, shall we?

1:15.6

What is a squirrel's favorite streaming service?

1:19.8

That's easy.

1:20.8

Nutlicks, of course.

1:21.8

Okay, that one was lame. I'll try to do better here. Easy, nutflix of course.

1:22.7

Okay, that one was lame.

1:24.0

I'll try to do better here.

1:25.6

What is a rich squirrel's favorite snack?

1:29.2

Never met a rich squirrel before, but hey, if one existed, what would be their favorite snack?

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