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🗓️ 2 March 2023
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Join me for 2 crazy crimes involving our bushy tailed friends...
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Toronto Ranked Safest City In The World But It's Not Even The Safest In Canada - Narcity
Squirrels stealing chocolate bars driving Toronto store owner nuts | The Star
WATCH: Squirrels stealing chocolate bars from east-end Toronto store | Globalnews.ca
Pet squirrel goes nuts on a burglar as he robbed a home | Daily Mail Online
Pet squirrel that foiled Idaho burglary returns to wild | Daily Mail Online
Joey the pet squirrel stops Idaho burglary: police | CTV News
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0:00.0 | This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating, |
0:05.0 | uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases, anal leakage. |
0:10.0 | listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 95 of. Excuse me, that's illegal. |
0:24.0 | Hey, this is episode number 95 of. |
0:31.0 | Excuse me, that's illegal. |
0:34.0 | The podcast that takes a hardcore look, gets some soft core crimes. |
0:38.8 | I'm your boy Leroy coming at you. |
0:41.6 | Straight out of the closet with another animal episode. |
0:44.6 | This one's gonna be nuts. |
0:50.3 | We're talking about squirrels. You might have gathered that from the title and |
0:55.2 | squirrels are wild. I love them. We're gonna have one tail where the squirrel's the victim, |
1:00.3 | well sort of and another where they are the perpetrators. I'm excited to get into it. |
1:05.3 | I will try to keep the a corny jokes to a minimum but can't make any promises. |
1:10.6 | Alrighty then let's get a couple jokes in and move on with the show, shall we? |
1:15.6 | What is a squirrel's favorite streaming service? |
1:19.8 | That's easy. |
1:20.8 | Nutlicks, of course. |
1:21.8 | Okay, that one was lame. I'll try to do better here. Easy, nutflix of course. |
1:22.7 | Okay, that one was lame. |
1:24.0 | I'll try to do better here. |
1:25.6 | What is a rich squirrel's favorite snack? |
1:29.2 | Never met a rich squirrel before, but hey, if one existed, what would be their favorite snack? |
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