Did you for hunt as a kid? Nope. Only fished. Never. You've never killed an animal.

No, I've killed an animal. I killed a hamster one time on accident with a nail and a ceiling.

What is that thing? I accidentally killed an accident. Dude, I didn't mean to do...

I was sick about that for ages. I wept. Tell me again. I forget the story.

I really didn't know this is where we were going. Sure. I don't... We weren't going here, but I just forgot.

This is... This is my entire hunting history right here. We had a hamster. I loved the hamster.

It was my brother's hamster and my buddy and I when we were in high school, I guess, we would play with the hamster.

What's the name of the hamster? It didn't have a name that I remember. Make a name up right now.

We need an emotional connection to this hamster. If I killed a hamster, what name would I at least

want it to have? Right. I think the correct answer is Randall. Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. I'm

almost sure. So we would do this thing where we would make like one of those terror dome bowls that

you can ride your motorcycles in real fast. And so we'd use this white sheet on a queen-size bed.

And we'd lift up the four corners and then we kind of rock it back and forth very gently.

And the hamster would run around in there. And you know, you could pull it just a little bit tight.

The series go into the hamster would hop up and do a tiny little flip. And I don't know what happened,

but without any kind of communication. Maybe it was just like a musk or a scent or something.

We both got it in our heads that we should pull it a little bit tighter at the same time.

And it was down in the basement and the ceilings were low. And I had built a model of the solar system.

That I had since taken down and it was suspended from the ceiling by fishing line and little

finishing nails that were stuck into the foam ceiling. But I'd never taken out the nails. And that

hamster, it must have just caught one of the nails. We snapped it way too hard and the hamster

went up in the air and it caught one of the nails and it landed down on the white sheet. And there

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