#092: With A Triumphant Grunt

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2024

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Dive into the depths of The Shallow End with this riveting episode! In our first segment, we unpack the unbelievable tale of a manhole cover theft gone awry. Join us as we unravel the details of this unusual heist gone wrong, exploring the motives behind such an audacious act and the unexpected consequences that ensued. But wait, the strangeness doesn't stop there! In our second segment, we shift gears to dissect a truly peculiar incident of theft at none other than a Walmart Superstore. Prepare to be baffled as we delve into the bizarre world of retail larceny, where the ordinary becomes extraordinary and the boundaries of what's possible are stretched to their limits. Join Schnebly and Toth as they navigate these extraordinary tales with wit, insight, and just the right amount of skepticism. Whether you're intrigued by the psychology of crime or simply love a good laugh at the absurdity of human behavior, this episode of Shallow End promises to entertain and astonish in equal measure. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and little league practice.
0:08.0	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:17.0	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.5	Schnebly and Toff. Episode 92? What? What? Not a misprint. Yeah. That's the boys down in
0:33.0	sales told us that, right? That's what they're telling me. The boys down in sales, they did tell us that, but the problem with the boys down in sales is they're always overselling things.
0:44.3	It might be 92, it might be 87, you know?
0:47.5	They have a tendency to oversell and drink their lunch.
0:51.0	I say that as the proud son of a broadcast salesman, so I'm not, I'm not
0:57.3	mincing any words. How's your week been, friend? It's been an interesting week. I'll leave it at that,
1:02.9	but good to be back, good to be back home after a lovely visit to the Grand Canyon State.
1:09.2	I miss Arizona. I do. It's been a long time since I've been there.
1:12.8	I think of you every time I see the Catalina Mountains, and I was lucky enough, even though there was no rain in the forecast, I was lucky enough to get three days of back-to-back rain and got to smell the smell that you and I have talked about that you've
1:30.2	tried to describe to cat but you really have to smell it for yourself in order to fully
1:35.8	appreciate it which is the scent of the desert after a rainstorm that kind of sweet
1:42.5	is the best way to describe it.
1:45.1	And I think it's a combination of, of, uh, creosote and mesquite.
1:51.5	I think.
1:52.1	That's what I've been told.
1:53.5	Yes.
1:54.1	And I'm going with that.
1:55.6	Me too.
1:56.5	Be it resolved.
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