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The LoPriore Podcast

#092: Is Stand Up Comedy Dead?

The LoPriore Podcast

Danny D LoPriore

Music, Comedy, Improv

5678 Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2022

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, Danny is sick and sounds like Zordon from the power rangers, we talk about UFC 281, THE FUTURE of the show, Danny's show at Carolines, Michael's sobriety & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Yeah

0:02.0

Oh

0:05.0

Oh

0:07.0

It's getting so wrinkly

0:13.0

JD 5,000

0:15.0

Yeah

0:17.0

Oh you can't hear me, girl

0:20.0

Why don't you turn that urinate all the way up to a letter Yeah. Oh, you can't hear me, girl.

0:22.5

Why don't you turn that hearing aid all the way up to a level?

0:25.1

Close the blinds.

0:26.6

Take the batteries out your life alert

0:28.1

because it's about to get freaked.

0:30.0

So freaking.

0:31.9

Get that button in out, girl.

0:33.7

Get up on this plastic couch.

0:35.1

Let's do something.

0:35.8

I think your wrinkles are sexy

0:37.8

The old jities start to tempt me

0:41.1

And all the road she's looking heavy

0:43.9

And your two will protects me

0:47.3

I want that old-fashioned love

0:51.5

Because I'm an old fashioned lover, baby.

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