What would you guys do if someone farted as they walked by you?

I forgot about this until right now. I was at an event this morning and

I was walking back to the car in like a field.

Why are Jews don't belong in fields, but that's where I was.

And I was walking back to the car on like a sidewalk,

and this dude was walking back to the car on like a sidewalk and this dude was walking towards me and we did like the head nod thing.

I'm very polite and as he walked by me, I'm like 67 to 75% sure he farted.

Like, if he didn't, his foot caught the ground at the exact right time.

And like I'm not an aggressive confrontational person. I don't even know how many... see I think that has to be

there should be something different like than ghosting because I'm not a huge

ghoster but I ghost confrontation for sure I will avoid I will you have to if I'm like

voicing my anger at you I'm like this look very angry because he almost positively farted on me and all I said was okay and

that that's really like if I say okay that's one of like I I had to go I was coming back from Dallas I was there for a week and listen I'm big about like I'm big about rules, they seem stupid, but when you get off a plane, I don't fly first class. I flew first class once it was awesome as the way as Kevin Hart puts it the way my checking on my savings are set up. I'm not flying first class right now

So I was in the dungeon as Joey calls it like road 20-something and the

rule I don't care what airline you are in the world is you wait for everyone in the rows in front of you to get out and then you can go.

Unless you have a connection,

and also just to point out, if you ask,

I will say yes, because who really cares.

But sometimes I feel like people are fucking like,

like it's like the Truman Show

and the director who I guess I kind of look like now except he was way

older at that point and I'm much more handsome. It's trying to fuck with me because there were five other people in my row.

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