091- 91Whaaatt??

Excuse Me, That's Illegal

Leroy Luna

True Crime

4.9 • 966 Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2023

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Join me for two 911 calls that were definitely not emergencies... Support the Show! Patreon: patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal Paypal- paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal Podcast Magazine Voting- https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50 Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Tiktok- @excusemethatsillegal.pod Sources: Florida Man Arrested For Calling 911 After His Kitten Was Denied Entry Into A Strip Club | Complex Everett Lages Allegedly Tried To Take Kitten Into Emerald City Strip Club, Arrested For Calling 911 | HuffPost Weird News Man Barred from Taking Kitten to Florida Strip Club – NBC 6 South Florida 911 Operators Tell All: 29 of the Dumbest Calls They've Ever Received Meet Mr. Subway 2008 | The Smoking Gun Police: Man called 911 to report sandwich - UPI.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating,
0:05.0	uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases, anal leakage.
0:10.0	listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 91 of.
0:28.0	Excuse me, that's illegal.
0:33.8	The podcast that takes a hardcore look,
0:35.6	get some soft core crime.
0:38.2	I'm your boy, Leroy coming at you.
0:40.9	Straight out of the closet with a couple of tails of 911 calls that, well let's just say they were not emergencies.
0:47.0	It's going to be a silly, jolly good time as usual.
0:51.0	I didn't tell you guys this, but I just went on a trip to Mexico and I'm back, baby. I went there with the family. It was nice. I'm refreshed. And ready to kick some ass in the podcast world again, baby. I ate a lot of questionable food and
1:04.6	drank lots of booze the surveyza I mean the service was a wonderful and I'm not
1:10.5	mentally refreshed either now that I think about it. I was hanging around a lot of strangers. Too many people actually.
1:16.8	And I'm a loner at heart, so it was exhausting. Anyway, I'm ready to focus on my podcasting career now and I need a vacation from my vacation.
1:28.0	That is probably that overused but accurate line that I'm looking for.
1:33.0	If you care to hear more about my trip,
1:35.0	I'll be talking about it a little more extensively
1:37.0	with my Bro Jack Luna on our next Luna
1:39.0	next Luna episode.
1:40.0	Patreon. the show we? I actually have two sent in from a listener named Gary and he says
1:55.3	Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Hmm that's a tough one.
2:01.0	I don't know, Gare. What is it? Why don't you ask your mother? She'll know.
2:06.0	Oh, that's not very nice.
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