090: Much Bleeding

lemonparty

ben avery

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 965 Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2024

⏱️ 78 minutes

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0:00.0	The Oh, Many men wish death on me dog. I don't cry no more don't look to the sky no more have mercy on me
0:38.8	Ah protect 47.
0:43.0	God speed, Mr President.
0:44.6	God fucking speed.
0:46.6	God speed. God speed.
0:48.9	Yeah, I was really hoping that it was a lemon party fan by the way.
0:52.4	I'm not kidding.
0:53.0	I checked the news expecting to see my father's face show up.
0:58.0	Yeah, we said your father's on the run like Samuel Mud,
1:00.8	like the guy who helped John Wilkes Booth.
1:05.0	Your dad's gonna get hung by who fucking the American government.
1:08.1	My dad was probably the second shooter,
1:09.9	but knowing him he was too cheap to buy bullets,
1:11.9	so he just shot blanks.
1:14.4	He tried to put nails down the barrel of his gun.
1:19.1	Oh man, God bless Donald Trump.
1:22.4	You know, there's no place for violence in politics
1:25.7	against your political opponents and whatnot.
1:28.6	He is Hitler, but I'm happy he didn't get killed.
1:36.0	Benny Men go be pee on me. Poop in my eyes,
1:38.0	and I can't breathe.
1:40.0	It's weird.
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