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The members of this radio program are simply not that bright, or what some people would

call educated. They are merely stupid. They're not trying to offend anyone on purpose. And all

have played doctors on TV. You have been warned, and are cordially invited to join the party. This is the men's room.

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Shake this square world and blast off for kicksville.

The trippers, the grasshoppers, the hip ones, all gathered in secrecy and flying high as a country.

This is the men's room with Miles and Thrill.

You know what they say? Shake your radio more than three times.

And you're playing with it.

You're listening to the men's room.

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Wow!

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