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The men's room presents Profile This.

It's like I wonder if they go to that game just to watch them lose. Like if they have a record attendance that people go. I mean, wouldn't you, if you lived there, even if you're a fan and this has been a horribly devastating season at this point, remember on the Detroit Lions? We're the first team to go 0-16 in the NFL. And I want to say one of their bigger attended games was that final game,

because at that point, the Lions fans were like, look, man, this hasn't been a great season, but I want to be here for history if that's what the team's going to do. All right, Steve, the Thrill Hill, could you please, everyone, how profile this is played? Oh, I sure can, Miles. It's a simple game where we share with you a real-life news story.

Something to happen right here on planet Earth.

Earth, Earth, Earth.

And as you listen to the story, based on the stereotypes you believe to be true of people

and the decisions that people make, we'll ask you what it is you think makes the story a story.

Hello, Tony, welcome to the men's room.

Hola, bitch, ola! Ola! All right, Tony, you understand how this year, game is played? Yes, I do. And thrill, hey, I just got to say, I still have this game. I'm holding on to it, and I'm opening it up for offers. I still have a game from you guys, black, white, mexie, you. I still have the board game. So just throwing it out there and taking offers if anybody wants it. Hey, man, I'm glad you picked that game up while it was still available because I'm telling every year around Christmas when we mentioned that it was out there, people went to looking for it. So I'm glad you found it. All right, Tony. And Ted, Larp on, brother.

Larp on. Love it.

All right, Tony, well, you have your choice of one of three categories today, of course.

We have Bite Me, in other words, what did someone find in their food?

Interior Decorating, where you got the foreign object that ended up on the inside of someone.

And finally, today, we offer you animalized this, where you get the animal responsible

for causing the problem.

You know, I got animalized this wrong last time, so let's give it another shot.

All right, your story, we go to suburban Detroit, where a library there was closed this morning after a DVD case in the return bin was found to be filled with what they call stowaway creatures.

The Royal Oak Public Library said that the library was closed Saturday, Sunday, and Monday morning after multiple critters were found inside of a DVD case,

that was dropped in the book return bin.

The post said, quote, the DVD was returned sometime after we closed on Friday,

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