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You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

What the hell it's wrong with you?

KUPD.

And that's a Friday morning sign.

This music starts and we're ready to go with the Guadalupe Square's thrillers here.

Hey there.

Belly full of banana that I had to watch him. Why did you sit there? That's the spotlight to sit in. No more. Okay. That's off limits to thriller. That is quite the sightline. Well, it is. I'm trying to look at Brady and, you know, just get an eyeball on him. And I got, and he's a human because you had two hands on it. Okay. It's not that heavy. And he's slow working it in. And it would go in his mouth and it would take a second. Then he bite a little off. You got to know two hands. Two hands is a no-no on a banana. Okay. Double hand a banana. You're a man. You dangle it over your face and you bang it off your nose a couple of times. That would have been so much better. Anyway, it was weird. Okay. I'll take note of that for next time. Are you a big banana eater? Consistently, yeah. Well, don't do it in front of me anymore. Okay.

I can't explain the erection to the others, and I'm wearing sweatpants today. Are you ready? Yes. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, here is the host of said Guadalupe Squares. Mr. Thriller Banana's Wall. Thank you, Chancellor. Let's begin. Top Well Square. Oh, it's the main show. Adam Corolla starting off.

It's Adam Carolla starting off.

Yeah, it's Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, but Jimmy's not allowed on any FCC regulated.

That's true?

Broadcat.

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