And now, from the mayor's office, above the boat house on the east shore of Spoon Lake,

its garage logic, with rookie on production, Chris Reaver's director of social media,

John Hyde in the newsroom, and occasionally Kenny from the Krabby Coffee Shop.

Here is your flashlight king, fireworks commissioner, and keeper of common sense.

Your Mayor, Joseph Shure.

We got to start with a groin king.

Already?

We got to give Mike Sadell, Sadell of the Weather Channel.

He's got to get a groin king.

Did you see what he did over the weekend?

I actually did see him.

He did the fake lean into the wind.

While behind him, or a couple of guys in shorts walking along like it's a Sunday in the park.

Hey, should we go have lunch over here?

Yeah, they clearly, you know, and the other thing that's so ridiculous about this,

the storm was bad enough.

Right.

Sadell didn't have to sell it.

And so here he is.

Uh, he's warning the, uh,

blisters that Florence might be the storm of the century,

and uh, now this video's been viewed millions of times.

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