Come on, Berg's morning sickness.

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

He's evil!

Sitting right here, come on!

No, no, he's not evil, he's just a bit rude.

Mediate to you, P.P. This episode is brought to you by Shopify.

Looking to start a side hustle or become your own boss.

Do it with Shopify.

Whether you're selling succulents or stilettoes, Shopify has the industry leading tools to help you create,

control and grow your own business. So get serious about selling and get Shopify today.

Sign up for a one pound per month trial period at shopify dot co-de-ek slash special

offer all lower case that shopify dot co-de-e k slash special offer

everything you learned in history class was a lie.

Well, maybe not everything, but they skipped the best parts.

Introducing Stupiracy, where stupidity meets conspiracy.

Ever heard of the Olympic Marathon that nearly killed its runners, the time a Pope put another Pope's corpse on trial?

Join me Scott Rizzuto and Tim McKernan as we uncover the most outrageous historical moments and mind-blowing conspiracies you won't believe actually happen.

Tune into a stupiracy for your weekly dose of historical absurdity.

Available wherever you get your podcasts, remember, history is dumb, but laughing at it is smart.

There you go, it's corn.

They're coming to town here, by the way.

They're gonna be right around the corner.

...