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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

09/06/19

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2019

⏱️ 167 minutes

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Summary

Listen to today's show here, and watch the show live on Facebook M-F 6am-10am CST facebook.com/thebillymadisonshow

Transcript

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0:00.0

Podcasting now.

0:02.0

Thanks for downloading this podcast on the 99-5 Kiss Billy Madison show.

0:08.0

Oh man, I had a gang fight with my banana this morning.

0:12.0

It's a little green so when you try to rip off

0:14.7

the little banana peel.

0:15.7

Plus, I don't do it from the butt, I do it from the stem.

0:19.9

Which you're not supposed to, you're supposed to peel it the other way,

0:22.1

but I refuse.

0:23.8

I refuse it.

0:24.8

I don't know, it's just gratifying to rip it from the stem.

0:27.8

And no, this is not a, we're live, this is not a, you know, an old fight with a banana. This is a new fight.

0:34.8

No, it's a brand new one.

0:36.0

What's today Friday with the banana?

0:37.0

The 6th of September?

0:39.0

Yes, yes.

0:40.0

Yes. I had to fight this morning.

0:41.0

Because I swear you've opened the show before by having a fight with, because I feel like you fight bananas a lot.

0:45.3

I fought it this morning.

0:47.8

And because it's green.

0:49.4

It's in the car, you're on your way, you're trying to get in, you're trying to drive,

0:52.4

and you're trying to open a banana I can I can

0:54.3

understand why I open it before I leave but then I take a bite and I didn't eat it before you get to the

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