089- Fecal Matters

Excuse Me, That's Illegal

Leroy Luna

True Crime

4.9 • 966 Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2022

⏱️ 29 minutes

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It's the last episode of 2022, so you know what that means... We're going to get into some sloppy shit!!! Happy Poo Year everybody!! Support the Show! Patreon: patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal Paypal- paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal Podcast Magazine Voting- https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50 Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Tiktok- @excusemethatsillegal.pod Sources: Man allegedly defecates in grocery store freezer, woman accidentally puts hand in it while reaching for pizza rolls Human Waste Sought In Vile Market Act | The Smoking Gun Alleged Pizza Roll Pooper Apprehended After Oklahoma Grocery Store Incident | HuffPost Weird News Man allegedly defecates in grocery store freezer; Woman accidentally puts hand in it while reaching for pizza rolls | WKRN News 2 Brenda Schumann Allegedly Poops On Floor After Finding Husband With Other Woman | HuffPost Weird News "I found him in bed with a naked chick, what was I supposed to do?" 'Hot diarrhea' dumped on random women's head by disturbed homeless man Homeless man threw bucket of hot diarrhea over woman | Daily Mail Online Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating,
0:05.0	uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases, anal leakage.
0:10.0	listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 89 of. Excuse me, that's illegal.
0:24.0	The
0:25.0	Hey, this is episode number 89 of.
0:31.0	Excuse me, that's illegal. The podcast that takes a hardcore look, get some soft core crimes.
0:38.0	I'm your boy, Lerra, coming at you. Straight out of the closet with a shitty send-off to the year 2022.
0:45.0	That's right. We're going to close it down with some crap,
0:48.0	finish it off with some feces, and I can't wait to get into it.
0:52.0	I got some gross ones for you. So pour a glass of wine, do whatever you need to do to relax, and let's just have a great time.
0:59.0	We'll get the party started with some potty humor. I've done so many of these jokes
1:06.2	we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here, but that's okay. This is more of an observation
1:11.3	than a joke.
1:12.6	If you think about it, it's funny how corn maintains its shape after you shit it out.
1:17.3	Yet it tastes completely different.
1:19.2	Okay, here's a real joke. A little old man who's hard of hearing goes to see the doctor.
1:27.0	Since he can't hear very well, he takes his wife with him. The doctor examines the man and says,
1:32.0	Sir, I'm going to have to take a blood sample. him. The doctor examines the man and says,
1:32.5	Sir, I'm going to have to take a blood sample, a stool sample, a urine sample, and a sperm sample from you.
1:39.0	The old man turns to his wife and asks,
1:42.0	What did he say?
1:44.0	The wife replies.
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