087- Walmart Weirdos
Excuse Me, That's Illegal
Leroy Luna
4.9 • 966 Ratings
🗓️ 10 December 2022
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating, |
| 0:05.0 | uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases, anal leakage. |
| 0:10.0 | listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 87 of. Excuse me, that's illegal. |
| 0:24.0 | The podcast is episode number 87 of, excuse me, that's illegal. |
| 0:34.4 | The podcast that takes a hardcore look, |
| 0:36.1 | get some soft core crimes. |
| 0:38.8 | I'm your boy, Lerra, coming at you. |
| 0:41.6 | Straight out of the closet with an all Walmart episode baby Sure we've been here before with the lady riding around on the scooter eating a rotisserie chicken drinking wine in a |
| 0:54.7 | meth-hayze, or there was the other meth head whose friends dropped him off naked to roam |
| 1:00.1 | the aisles. Well he wasn't completely naked. He did have a pair of shoes on and some golden glitter on his face. |
| 1:07.0 | Yeah, we've done those. But this is our first episode based completely around Walmart. |
| 1:12.0 | And to be honest, we could probably do this once a year. |
| 1:15.0 | Walmart shoppers have a bit of a reputation, |
| 1:17.3 | especially in America, of getting wild. |
| 1:20.3 | When I was in Orlando last year, I set foot in a Walmart thinking oh yeah this should be good |
| 1:26.0 | Obviously because I was in Florida too so it was a bit of a double whammy but no didn't see anything weird no confrontations no no theft, no one smoking crack in the aisles. Well I did |
| 1:36.8 | see a guy's butt crack but that doesn't count. Walmart is a one-stop shop. |
| 1:41.6 | They dabble in a bit of everything. Toys, got them. |
| 1:45.8 | Car parts, got them. Books, got them. Make up. You know they got it. Groceries, the list goes |
| 1:52.2 | on and on, but they don't really specialize in anything. |
| 1:55.0 | If you want to get the best of the best, you're better off going elsewhere. |
| 1:59.0 | And that goes for criminal activity too. |
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