087 - Hot Pockets Bank Break In and Shut the "F" Up Kids

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4.8 • 617 Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2020

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Turns out it's really easy to break into a Wells Fargo if you're hungry and some kids get told to shut the f*ck up.

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*Recorded May 27, 2020. 5:21 PT.*

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0:00.0	Live from Los Angeles, whoo, California.
0:07.0	You listen to Power Moves, Daddy.
0:10.0	Yeah, we're making power moves.
0:12.0	Rock in a Detroit groove.
0:14.0	To some American dudes, I'll make it power moves.
0:19.0	Straight out of Grand Block, Michigan, rockin a cold one in each hand
0:23.9	buddy david and our americans just making power moves ripping heaters and chugging
0:30.3	paps now and we're back welcome to power moves episode 87 i'm your host mike Mike Burns. Before we get started, I wanted to recognize
0:39.9	Richard Bain. He's a great guy, very funny stand-up comedian who decided he had to check out.
0:47.0	Richard was not a close buddy of mine, but, you know, the comedy world is, is gigantic and small
0:53.9	at the same time and everyone bumps
0:55.7	into each other and hangs out from time to time i wanted to say this please daddies please please
1:01.9	please please do not kill yourself it crushes other people just reach out to your friends and family, please.
1:12.1	Do not feel ashamed to say, hey, I want to kill myself.
1:15.7	Will you help me?
1:17.0	I've had these thoughts.
1:18.6	Lots of people do.
1:19.7	It's not weird or weak to admit that.
1:22.4	Sometimes we all need help.
1:26.1	Moving on.
1:27.0	Joining me all the way from Glendale,
1:29.0	who California.
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